A quickly written bucket list without much thought

1. fuck to the entire album of Blood Sugar Sex Magic.
2. see Conan motherfucking O'Brien.
3. meet Simon Gagne.
4. finish a novel.
5. have said novel published.
6. publish a collection of short stories.
7. go to Japan. fuck bitches.
8. eat 8L+ of ice cream in one sitting. flavour does not matter.
9. have a book collection so large that I actually require a "library room."
10. write a biography of Perry Farrell.
11. go to Ireland. fuck wenches.
12. go to Germany. be careful NOT to get fucked by wenches.
13. see the Flyers win the Stanley Cup.
14. get cancer.
15. become the only man ever to have cancer, but live for forty more years with no cancer related ill-effects. secret: eat lots of broccoli.
16. achieve legend status. legend status is achieved by drinking 24 beers in one 24 hour period.
17. eat at least a piece of every edible animal on the planet, and later, maybe from other planets. I just really wonder what rhino tastes like.
18. have a small cult following.
19. be rich enough to be considered "eccentric" when i wear a cape everywhere I go.
20. comission a blacksmith to forge samurai armour and matching katana and wakizashi to my specifications. use for this: unknown.